“I Want To Go On A Date”

Tennyson (3) started off this morning, as he usually does: demanding “milk-in-bottle, songs-a-phone,” which means soymilk in his sippy cup and watching the YouTube Kids app on one of our handed down iphones.

“Electronics are for after lunch, Tenny.”

“No!  I want milk-in-bottle-songs-a-phone!!”

“Well, I want to go on a date with Papa, but we can’t always have what we want.”

“I want to go on a date.”

“You want to go on a date?”

“Yeah.  You stay here, I want to go on a date.”

“Huh.”

“I want to go on a date with Tui [Truly, (1)], you stay here.”

Funny, funny man.